What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Why have Indian girls almost stopped wearing sarees?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

No go.

What happens when you have paranoid schizophrenia?

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

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They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Should Pete Rose's record as the all-time hits leader be recognized and celebrated?

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

What are the beliefs of those who think climate change is a conspiracy theory? What do they predict will happen if we do not address it?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How do I stop my 12-year-old daughter from crying herself to sleep? I have punished her and she still does it.

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Why do men like to have sex with a woman's ass?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

What can I do if I'm afraid to die from sleep apnea, but deathly afraid of wearing a sleep Apnea mask?

Still no good

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

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